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This page is the revenge of one Vampire_Ninja, who was betrayed by his brother The_Gremlins666 back in the days of the lame old Xanga. Now I am back, to wreak havoc on all you unsuspecting fools and your wrong opinions. And in the process I will pay homage to Maddox.

Welcome to Your Doom

Sorry for the Downtime, Chunkywolf switched over our Server. And hey, I'm doing Regular Friday Updates now. Really.

And by Regular, I mean probably Every Other Week. I'll try to get one up next week too, but we'll see

Ska is Overrated
(Updated: 2/16/06)

Beverages that Piss Me Off
(Updated: 2/02/06)

Google?
(Updated: 11/16/06)

Don't Buy HP
(Updated: 11/02/06)

Best. Holiday. Ever.
(Updated: 9/19/06)

Movies That Suck
(Updated: 7/16/06)

No, You Really Don't Listen to "Everything"
(Updated: 7/13/06)

Holy Shit... Fuckin' Pirates!
(Updated: 5/16/06)

Fast Food - It's What's Wrong with America
(Updated: 5/9/06)

The Trinity of Unfunny
(Updated: 4/19/06)

Political Problems? Just Start Another War
(Updated: 4/12/06)

I Totally Did Something For April Fools, And You All Missed It
(Updated: 4/7/06)

Movies That Don't Suck
(Updated: 3/22/06)

They Can Direct, But They Sure as Hell Can't Write
(Updated: 3/20/06)

Quit While You're Ahead
(Updated: 3/17/06)

I Should Be Shot for This
(Updated: 3/9/06)

People Shouldn't Be Allowed to Name Their Kids
(Updated: 3/2/06)

"Gangsta" and Other Ways to Look Like a Complete Dumbfuck
(Updated: 2/28/06)

Don't Bother Getting a Life. The Internet and its Fad Journal of the Month Will Take Care of You
(Updated: 2/26/06)

Don't Criticize Republicans... Give them Enough Time and They'll Just Blatantly Contradict Themselves
(Updated: 2/24/06)

So Cheney Shot a Man... So What?
(Updated: 2/21/06)

Halo 2: It's not Just For Mental Patients
(Updated: 2/17/06)

Being Miserable Doesn't Make You Better than Everyone Else. It Just Makes You Miserable
(Updated: 2/16/06)

Ancient Enemies
(Updated: 2/8/06)

This is just a sample of things to come...
(Updated: 2/6/06)