The League of Extraordinary Republicans:

Here's my brand new idea for a comic (probably made via flash or paint). It is both of spoof of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen and a form of political satire. I call it "The League of Extraordinary Republicans." It features the following "superheroes"-

The Ghost of Robot Lincoln: After being murdered by John Wilkes Booth, the government rebuilt Lincoln as a robot. He was trained to be a powerful superweapon and installed with miniguns. This allowed him to be a government assassin. He was responsible for the assassination of Hitler and was used to help assassinate Keneddy. Unfortunately, he grew mad with power and started killing haphazardly (people like princess diana and mother theresa). So the government unleashed their secret weapon against him- Robotic John Wilkes Booth! After being robo-murdered, he somehow came back as a robot ghost. Has the powers of both a robot armed with miniguns, and a ghost.

The Governator: When Arnold Schwartzanegger first came to america, he was flimsy and poor. So to make some cash he donated his body to medical research. They grafted him with a cyberorganic system. This gave him the strength to star in all of his action movies, and won him his role in Terminator as he was actually a cyborg, meaning they didn't have to spend budget making a fake one. Later he was reprogrammed to be a political robot, allowing him to climb the ranks of politics. Has the powers of super-strength, machine-gunnery, and extreme toughness.

BobDoleMan: After losing the 1996 election, Bob Dole attempted to commit suicide by drinking Dole Juice. This failed, however the radioactive juice particles infused him with the ability to create sonic shockwaves whenever he says the words "Bob Dole." Hence, he refers to himself as "BobDoleMan."

Captain Resignation: The "Watergate Scandal" was just a coverup for a much larger scandal- Nixon's theft of a top-secret military compound which imbues its drinker with the ability to make things stop working. Unfortunately, Nixon accidentally used this power on himself first, causing him to resign the presidency. After that he fought crime for a while, before he resigned that too. Then he joined the LXR. His powers include making people stop what they are doing, causing people's hearts to stop, and stopping gravity in small areas, which allows him to fly or levitate things.

The Mighty Fighty Dubya: Though the other members don't want him on the league, he insists on following them around and "helping" them with their missions. His powers can be summed up in his own words, "I'm punching a terrorist! I'm taking a dump on the bill of rights! I'm burning a big stack of money! I'm wasting hundreds of American lives for oil that I'm just pouring straight into a hole in the ground! I'm stealing from the poor to give to the rich! Lookit me go!"

Update by Vampire_Ninja