Baby Back Ribs- Right off the Savior

Ever notice how in the song "Silent Night" it says "Little Lord Jesus, so Tender and Mild"? Sounds more like a description of a chicken wing than a savior of man. What, do they want us to eat the baby jesus? Well I for one say we should grant their request. I know what you're thinking, "If we eat the baby Jesus, who will save people and perform miracles?" Well let me tell you this: Jesus kills more people than he saves. That's right. Whether it's Crusades or Holocausts, more people have died in the name of Jesus than any single other person (well, maybe except Muhammed). So one of my life goals now is to create a time machine and go back to the birth of jesus to get me some baby back ribs right off the savior.

And here's a little pun for any of you out there who play D&D:

Jesus Saves!

Everyone else takes full damage.

Update by Vampire_Ninja