Why America Sucks

I'm going to take a break from our usual rant of "lets eat _____" filled in with the group of the month, be it babies or hobos or the elderly, to complain about a much more important topic: the current state of America. As most of you should know, our president George W. Bush somehow managed to get his moronic ass re-elected. So currently I am freaking pissed. Pissed at W for being such a regressive war-mongering dumbfuck, pissed at America for choosing wrong, pissed at Kerry for being so much of a loser he couldn't beat the worst president we've ever had. And yes, he truly is the worst president we've ever had. Here is the short list of people that would make a better president than him: Nixon, Hitler, Micheal Moore, Osama Bin Laden, Satan, Calligula, the shit I scraped off the bottom of my shoe, the Tooth Fairy, my dog, mr. Venigoni, mr. McD, zombie Jesus, Joseph Stalin. Well, MAYBE not Stalin. But its close. What I don't get though, is how can so many people be so WRONG? Let's take a look at Bush's issues:

Anti Freedom: Thats right, he is against freedom. Whether it be pointlessly voting to restrict gay marriage, or forcing the government into women's uteri via abortion control laws, or taking away the writ of habeus corpus with the patriot act, Bush is all about making it so the future of america is one controlled strictly by the government. Remember, Big Brother is Watching YOU

Anti Economy: Whether it's giving tax breaks to people who ship jobs overseas or pissing away 4 trillion dollars starting pointless wars and restricting freedom, the economy is currenly shit. The job market is the worst its been since the depression. The rich are getting richer, the poor poorer. In fact, he wants to lower the minimum wage so some billionares can make a few extra dollars gyping us kids out of even more hard-earned cash.

Pro Pointless War: Bush is the first president in american history to start a truly pointless, unprovoked, and counterproductive war. Even the Vietnam and Korean wars were to protect those countries from an outside invasion. This "War on Terror" in Iraq has succeeded in only the following areas: Alienating all of our allies, pushing more middle easterners to the terrorist cause, and shitting away trillions of dollars and thousands of american lives, as well as those of countless iraqi civilians. And hes not going to stop there. Within the next few years, expect war on Syria, Iran, North Korea, and or Libya. As well as a draft to support this endless stream of pointless wars.

And on top of all that, he cheats. Not only was there the cheating malarchy in Florida last election, but this election was rigged as well. Every state that put in the new voting machines went to bush. Why? Because the company that made them was very biased towards bush, and even as much as said "we need to do everything in our power to make sure bush wins the election" while they were making them. Even the International Bureau of Fair Election declared the American election unfair months before it took place.

Then again, Kerry's main point was "At Least I'm Not Bush." It was good enough for me and the correct half of America, but if we would have had a halfway decent democratic candidate I'd be ranting right now happily rather than in a rage-filled berserk.