LETS EAT BABIES

            Lets eat babies, no? *CLOTHESLINE*  No seriously, lets eat them. I mean seriously, they come into this country, they overpopulate it, they can't even speak our language. Oh wait, thats immigrants. ( lets eat them too) Speaking of immigrants, its really amazing how many you see on like, trash amnesty day. Let's say you put out a chair- Within an hour, a van will pull up, about 35 mexicans will pour out, grab everything of any value, and pour back into the van. Its like, how is this possible? They must be like, the best clowns ever. They just pack a million mexicans into a van. In fact, its even got its own terminology- MexiPack. MexiPack eh? Sounds like a bad TV Dinner Company- "Mexipack: Now ACTUALLY FDA Approved!". Now if you want some real entertainment, put out an old lawnmower on trash amnesty day. Doesn't even have to be a good one- No wheels, no motor, no anything, just slightly resembles a lawnmower. Hell it could even be one of those cheesy kiddie ones, that stupid ass hole parents give to there kids, and let them run around with. You know. The stupid ones with the god damn balls in em. Those things make me go insane. The last time I saw a kid come by me with one of those I grabbed him in a headlock and kicked in his spine. AH HA! That will teach you, you little shit. How do you like your stupid toy now? Sorry, I got a little carried away. So back to the whole immigrant thing. You put the lawnmower out there, and suddenly, at least two vans will pull up, and about 70 mexicans will pour out of them. After a short rumble, the winning side drives away with the lawn mower. Best $5.35 I ever spent.