Top 10 Ways To Spite Telemarketers:

10. Screw with their questions-

"Hello can I talk to your parents?"

"Sorry, just missed them. They DIED."

9. Hit on them if they are of the opposite sex.

"Can I interest you in a new insurance plan?"

"Depends... what are you wearing?'

8. Constantly change accents.

7. Pretend you don't speak english.

"How about our new phone service?"

"Que?"

6. Try to sell them something of your own

"Can I interest you in refinancing your home?"

"No, but I do have this lovely china set you'll just love. Only $54.99. What do you think?"

5. Say you're interested but busy, and ask for their home phone number so you can talk about it later. If they give it to you, call constantly. If they refuse say "HA! See, no one likes to be bothered at home!"

4. Pretend you're a radio station and that they are the next caller.

"Hello, can I interest you in--"

"Caller number three you're on the air!"

3. Hit on them if there are the same sex.

2. Order 100 and give them fake billing information.

1.Put them on hold with Barri Manilowe playing and just walk away. Or Will Smith, which is somehow even worse.... I didn't think it was possible.