Revenge of My Ass!

Well, now that Shea's back on the ball I can't fall behind, I've got to start updating again. I was going to write a scathing article about how Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith sucks it straight out of the ass with a cardboard tube, but someone already beat me to it (Damn you maddox!). Read his anyways http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=episode3.

So I need to think of something else to rant about. So the topic of the day is Faux-hawks. You know what I'm talking about. When some loser kid decides he wants to be "xhardxcorex" and barely cuts his hair so it almost sort of looks like a mohawk. No commitment at all, basically they cut the center strip maybe a inch long and the rest of it maybe a quater inch. So within two weeks they can grow it out back to how it was normally, yet they are now xhardxcorex cuz they had a mohawk. No, you're a loser. A mohawk requires months of commitment. A good mohawk is 6-10 inches long, meaning you need to spend probably close to a year growing your hair out, that or keep shaving the sides of your head as you let the mohawk strip grow out for a year. A no-commitment mohawk not only doesnt make you hardcore, but automatically removes any cool factor you might have accumulated from other actions. So don't make a retarded mistake, and don't even try a mohawk unless you're willing to commit to it.

-Revenge of the Vampire_Ninja