Christians and Pagans: Is there a Difference?

Merry Easter everyone. This is the day your saviors return from the dead. No, not that lame-ass Jesus. I'm talking about us. After nearly two weeks without postage, we're back. With a vengeance. Today in the crosshairs, in celebration of Easter, we will rip apart christianity. In specifically we will look at how christianity is basically paganism with a fancy name, a lot more followers, and Micheal-Jacksonesque priests.

I mean, Easter was originally a pagan holiday. Basically Christianity stole the name to try to convince "pagans" that they wouldn't be giving up too much if they converted. What about Christmas? Well the whole Christmas Tree thing is a pagan tradition. And the day was chosen to overlap with the pagan festival of the winter solstice.

And I mean cmon, Christianity is a religion based on human sacrifice and cannibalism. That's about as pagan as it gets. "This is my body, broken for you, take and eat," how much more cannibalistic/human-sacrificial can you get? Deny it all you like but all you christians are just a bunch of cannibalistic pagans. Actually, I take that back. Calling christians cannibalistic pagans is an insult to cannibals and pagans everywhere. More like they're poseur cannibalistic pagans.

-Your Lord and Savior, the Holy Vampire_Ninja