So you know what pisses me off these days? Girls cutting their hair way too short. Sure, it can look "cute". But here's a newsflash: "Cute" is a word used for puppies, small children, and, y'know, other things you aren't sexually attracted to. The worst offenders in this category are Emo kids. Now, I could rant for about five pages on the evils of emo kids, but quite possibly their worst vice is their hair. Its like it's specifically engineered to look horrible.
For one, its uneven in length. There's short bits and long bits and buzzed bits and almost spiky bits. Sometimes bits of it are bound into retarded looking miniature ponytails. Often in four or five places around the head. To make things worse, there's the colors they die it. It seems like the rule is it has to be either really retarded black or badly highlighted. And then there's the "Christmas tree" look, with little sort of spiky things going out in layers. On every single little retarded emo girl I've seen this on, it makes their head look enormous. And since the majority of these little brats are under 5'4", it causes a truly hilarious and stupid sight to behold. Literally, these people look like walking bobbleheads.
I just don't understand it. What is the allure of looking this stupid? I suppose these are the same people that in the 80's would have had the ridiculously terrible mullets. But that's no excuse for what is going on now. People should have learned from the 80's. Instead, we have even worse hair and even worse music. It's baffling in its retardedness.
-Vampire_Ninja