I Should Really Be Shot For This


So the other day I discovered the abosolute worst thing of all time. Accidentally. FORTUNATELY, it doesn't exist yet, but I'm afraid it is only a matter of time. This dreaded thing? Emobilly. Yes, that's right. A combination of Emo and Hillybilly. Hordes of inbred white kids with mullets with those damned flippy things running around listening to emo AND country. It doesn't get much worse than that. I can see it now:

"Ma girlfriend dun gone and lef' me. And a tornady dun gone and blew 'way ma trailer. Now I gots me no choice but to cut myself with this here broken whiskey jug. The XXX on the side is for that there 'straightened-edge'."

God. Damn you god for bestowing upon me this prophecy of the horrors to come. Just when I had though we were at an all-time low, I had to realize what the next horrible, horrible fad would be. The only thing possibly worse than Emobilly is Emobilly Rap. Oh sweet fuck. Why do I do this to myself? I really need to hit myself over the head with a brick so I stop thinking of these revolting things.

And I appologize that this is all I've had in the way of Updates this week. I'll try to get something up tomorrow or maybe over the weekend, but unfortunately nothing's really pissed me off to ranting point in the past week.

-Vampire Ninja

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