I Should Really Be Shot For This
So the other day I discovered the abosolute worst thing of all
time. Accidentally. FORTUNATELY, it doesn't exist yet, but I'm
afraid it is only a matter of time. This dreaded thing? Emobilly.
Yes, that's right. A combination of Emo and Hillybilly. Hordes
of inbred white kids with mullets with those damned flippy things
running around listening to emo AND country. It doesn't get much
worse than that. I can see it now:
"Ma girlfriend dun gone and lef' me. And a tornady dun gone
and blew 'way ma trailer. Now I gots me no choice but to cut
myself with this here broken whiskey jug. The XXX on the side
is for that there 'straightened-edge'."
God. Damn you god for bestowing upon me this prophecy of the
horrors to come. Just when I had though we were at an all-time
low, I had to realize what the next horrible, horrible fad
would be. The only thing possibly worse than Emobilly is Emobilly
Rap. Oh sweet fuck. Why do I do this to myself? I really need
to hit myself over the head with a brick so I stop thinking of
these revolting things.
And I appologize that this is all I've had in the way of Updates
this week. I'll try to get something up tomorrow or maybe over
the weekend, but unfortunately nothing's really pissed me
off to ranting point in the past week.
-Vampire Ninja
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